Walk jokes

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

A man walks into a bar and then out.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.