Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
Okay, listen up, genius. You see, Vulcans are known for their logic and lack of emotion. The first two can't decide if they want a drink. But Spock? He's half-human, so he can make a decision like a normal person (that you clearly aren't). Also, fun fact: you're more likely to trip over flat ground than stairs. Think about that.
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JD
D'oh! The correct 3rd line is:
The bartender asks Spock, “Y’all want a drink?” Spock says, “I’ll have what they’re having.”