Vs jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.