Vs jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete