Vs jokes

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?

One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.