Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What is the difference between a human and a human?