Vs jokes
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?