Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.