Drone Pilot jokes

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

I want to be a pilot.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.