Vs jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
TDS? More like STDs.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.