Vs jokes
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.