Vs jokes
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.