Vs jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.