What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. This joke is so simple, even *you* should get it. An orphan doesn't have a family or home, right? And a baseball player runs to home base. Get it? One's sad, the other plays a sport. I bet you still live in your mom's basement.
Anonymous
Soooo funny