Vs jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.