Vs jokes
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.