Vs jokes
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.