What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how a mosquito stops sucking blood after you hit it, but a blonde... well, the joke implies they don't stop sucking even after being "slapped," if you catch my drift. It's not rocket science, even if you struggle with the concept of personal hygiene.