Vs jokes
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.