Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.