Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.