Vs jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What's the difference between a club and a bar? I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!