Vs jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.