Vision jokes
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
"Spell ICUP."
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.