I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
