Violence jokes

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.