Violence jokes
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"