Violence jokes
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
She said no, so I raped her.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!