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Violence jokes

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

Reload... chhchhhh.

What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

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