My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Slit your wrists.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
