Violence jokes
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
I wanna fight Gwen!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?