Violence jokes
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"