Versus jokes
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."