Versus jokes
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.