Versus jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.