Versus jokes
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.