Versus jokes
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.