Versus jokes
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.