Versus jokes
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
who wood win
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.