40+ Best Version Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to download a free version of Windows.

Poem

I am Major · 7 years ago

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Character

Anonymous · 9 months ago

A four-panel meme using the "You Guys Are Getting Paid?" template. The characters' faces are replaced with heads of animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. Panel 1 shows the Puppet saying "I CAN EXPLAIN". Panel 2 shows Balloon Boy saying "YOU EXIST IN 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS WHILE I HAVE ONLY 3". Panel 3 shows Mr. Hippo saying "3? I ONLY HAVE ONE". Panel 4 shows a boy labeled "PHANTOM BONNIE" asking "YOU GUYS EXIST?"

Lesbian

Shower thoughts · 10 months ago

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

Self Harm

T H A N A · 3 years ago

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

LGBTQ

Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

Bill Gates

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Willy Wonka

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

Update

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Nintondo 4DS

Silly Sonka · 1 year ago

New version of Nintondo 4DS

A red box for the fictional Nintondo 4DS console, a hand drawn and misspelled “comes with pikemen 4D” is written on the top of the box. A drawing of Pikmin is added to the console.

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Mode

Dagger 2 · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme featuring two panels. The upper panel shows Winnie the Pooh with an awkward expression and prominent teeth, accompanied by the text "Worstjokesever.com light mode." The lower panel depicts Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo, smiling confidently, with the text "Worstjokesever.com dark mode."

Death eater

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Michael Jackson

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

The image is split into two frames. The upper frame shows a man with a brown jacket saying: "Wow! This is rare. Both versions of Michael Jackson". The lower frame shows two individuals sitting in a cafeteria.

Death eater

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a post that reads: "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK." Below is a still from the movie showing a group of people dressed as Death Eaters in black robes and pointed hats.

Computer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Drug

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Death eater

Anonymous · 1 year ago

aight I gochu heres da recolered image

In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Wheel

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Weed

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

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Bombing the bomb (phone edition)

I have my phone edition now

Cosmo idk

13 years ago, a horrid tragedy struck. A big aluminum tube full of explosive jet full (totally not from the CIA. Totally) decided to ruin Americas day. Big aluminum tube decided to say hi to Big Rectangular Prism #1. People got very scared. Soon, Big Aluminum tube #2 went to say hi to Rectangular Prism #1's twin, Rectangular prism #2 at a funny angle for the memes. And then Big Aluminum tube #3 went to say hello to i… Read more