A Horrid Tragedy

Huh?

*23 years ago

Ohhh

My uncle died in the twin towers

oh

cool

I'm sorry for your loss

My grandma was in nyc when it happened

I didn't know hinm

I'm just saying i'm sorry for your loss...?

guys my uncle died.

When?

about 22 yrs ago

Oof

What's your name

he's ethan

names ethan

hol up

Nam'es E'than. - (country accent js because I live in Texas (not the entire time I'm also Californian))

My name is CatLettuce but you can call me CL or Lettuce, I don't really care.

W pfp tho lwk

Thanks

ur a dude right

?

I'm nonbinary

:333

I assume you're a boy right?

yes

K

so why'd u join this site?

Is this site basically unmoderated discord?

well

BoredPanda

I'm currently a mod actually

worstjokesever.com/community/p/662bb30678fbf4dc170c3935

Fun!

there's literally a mod in the chat

here's the rules

worstjokesever.com/community/p/662bb30678fbf4dc170c3935

I'm too lazy to read it I'll just read it later

yep its pretty ez to follow but we ain't like bp

I used to be on bp. It's way too polarized now.

HI

CHXL!

WSG!

I like it a lot it just fell off and someone told me about this site a while ago.

hiiiiiii

wyd

art

I'm doing math

wsp may

I'm cooked

Are you guys dating?

no

shes js a really good freind

tht ik since like when I 1st joined

Hi cosmo

aka prob 2 yrz

I'm dating a girl irl obvi

I want a gf

K

you want to be called a slut, too

Not anymore

thak god

wild lmao

*thank

thank God frfrf

I h8 yall

you probably already have a new kink

do u tho

No

It was already going downhill for a long time

Noo

wsp eli

the sky

space

Eh

the stars

the sun

birds

planes

E

Ee

E

Ee

huh

ETHAN

what

i need help

with

I love energy drinks :3

My dad wont let me go to church

that's fucked up

why

monsters?

1 sec

You can survive without Jesus! There's always satan

incorrect answer. "up" is a relative direction denoting a direction perpendicular to the surface of a large mass exerting a gravitational force upon the observer, when the observer is not under micro gravitational forces/free fall.

pfft

Church and tell.

My dad won't let me go to church until I answer a question that I don't know how to answer.

I had a secret tablet and he's like put myself in. Shoes. And tell me what you would do.

So I need to tell him what? What I would do? If I had a kid that did the same thing.

Wait why is your dad mad at you? lol

NO FUCK THT MONSTER

But I do not know how to answer that and I don't want to not go to church. But right now he thinks I'm using church as an excuse. To do bad things.

AWNSER him this

k how to AWNSER tht

I'm a satanist but not like the stereotypical demon summoning satanist, I just worship him sometimes

??

He's a pretty chill dude

that's...interesting

"I would allow my child to make a better choice and be allowed to go to church" , and if he says what if it happens again ? ," I would ground her but allow her to go to church to pray and bring back notes from church like Bible verses"

Wait why is not going to church bad?

really? I thought he would be pretty hot

I mean you could skip ONE day and Jesus or whatever you worship would understand

He it's not based around church. He's not letting me go to church until I answer the question. He's OK with me going to church and you trust that it can help. But. He just. Wants me to find a way to punish myself so we can know that I won't do anything again.

AWNSER him with what I said

"I would allow my child to make a better choice and be allowed to go to church" , and if he says what if it happens again ? ," I would ground her but allow her to go to church to pray and bring back notes from church like Bible verses"

WHATS THE QUESTION

Ethan, he wants a punishment. I'm already grounded.

ohhh

so

ig

I've done things before that has LED up to this and that's why he doesn't know how to.

CHIP WHAT IS THE QUESTION

Yummy.

Chip

If you want to know the question, go up. I'm not repeating myself.

Ok

Why is church so important to you? I don't know much about Christianity.

cat lettuce

Probably because my family is mostly muslim

Church is important to me because I feel like I have a place to get better. And I also feel like. I have people there for me. It's what I believe in and I want to learn about it.

That's cool

personally

for me my church makes me feel like I want to strive for the best

penis!

a

Ethan I want to be allowed to go to church because there's this huge church rally where there's going to be a whole bunch of different churches coming to my church. And then after we're going to go to the Y till 2:00 AM. So like please give me an answer or please help me.

Cool

Wait what kind of Christian are you

gre

ew

real

that’s mine dumbass you stealer

Guys, Amy should be my girlfriend.

Jk

Gy

Gay :333

👨‍❤️‍👨

You guys are gay too???

Love you BBG.

EE you there?

hes working on math

Ok

cause he slow

sthu

I take calculus

Ethan, what do you have a minute? Please help me because I really do want to continue going to church. And I need help with this thing.

hes death staring me rn

Make your own makeshift church and invite your peeps

cult

I love that idea, but my dad would never allow that.

Guys, I created the KKK.

ethan you should allah akbar the school

in rmenereberence

That's horrible... they are terrible people

Yes

What the fuck?

Those are racists

I am so proud of myself. I created that.

amazing grace. how sweet the sound

Terrible, terrible people we should NEVER follow

kys

yummers

I fellow God.

i follow ummm

your mom

I follow Satan

she gotta fatass

and Allah

👅👅

Amy, follow me, not my Mama.

I follow Adonai, Satan, and Allah

wtf did i do

She's got more mental problems than I do.

there are worse people today, swearing to kill my people at the extend of massacring their own people. Yet people defend them

be a dumbass

thats my nazme

name

Are you black?

kys

Amy, I'm in love with you.

i am nigga

Cool

reverse

stfu

I gtg

BYE E

nuh uh

BYE AMY BBG

kys

Adonai (hebrew for my lord) and allah are both god. they are one and the same, but interpreted in different ways

bye fag

no you dumbass

i hate you

human. I am human.

i eat gods

i am very hateable

Yeah. I mean my mom is Jewish but my dad is Muslim so I kind of think of them as different things because I celebrate different things with each parent (they are divorced)

its like a perk

yeah u are

You shouldn't say that

yet most people dont so ha

dumbass that’s not even the right terminology

technically, unless your mom converted, under jewish law, you are jewish

kys you didn’t give me a straight answer

why fag

Mhm

But I mostly identify as Muslim

because i didnt want someone to get jealous

im not jealous dumbass

not you

retard

then who cuck

Why is your name Dipshit

cause he’s a dipshit

because imma dipshit

yep

cant say

You're kind of a dipshit for calling him a dipshit! Lol it goes a long way

rylee

that’s crazy

wtf js happend

🏳️‍🌈

wht did I JS come back too

I am gay, so thanks!

me too bend over

.

are u joining rowing

idk

no he isnt ill stop him

haven't told parents yet

pleaseee

i want someone to do it

cause

faggs

hen i can talk to them

I have a partner

sree your unbanned

I am a fag

stop bouncing and creaming on ethan

you do you

Who's sree

never?

Who ru?

👨‍❤️‍👨

sree

me him and ethan and rylee go to the saqme school

u didnt have to unadd me js for rylee

is Ethan a faggot

her my buddy

u coulda told me at least

i didn't

right

this

we didnt talk for like 2 months

unamed person

ive unadded me before

you*

we tighwho

huh

finnanut

Do you guys support gay ppl

no

cerazyt

bro i literally texted u everyday this week till u stoped responding 😭

no

tbh js do wht u do imma do wht I do

i love gay people cause they

snash

gay ppl do not deserve to live

Why

they're vermin

watch out lil bro

annoying little bugs on the face of the earth

go crazy

fym liar i did

i sent u memes

that isnt talking

fucktard

We just like a different gender than yours. Why is that bad?

*fuckturd

no

u have to uniate conversations too eli

all u did was say “what”

or

thats why i unadded you

”are you okay”

dumbass

because you can’t start a convo to save a life?

like you can be talking

ye this MY fault

Chill guys... just fuck each other already

convo

this is aconvo

ew

ew

ew

I feel a connection

wild

thats not what im saying chill\

real atleast talk to ppls

see?

that's tough

I rarely talk to Amy on snap since I'm rarely on also

but I didn't un add her

ii did

i hope you have cadmium injected into every pathetic blood vessel in your pathetic body

I have snapchat but only because my SO told me to download it

see ???

im not ethan so

yeah clearly

cat

Mashallah

dipshit will fry you and eat you

guys I reached 1000 memes on my acc

allah akbar mf

you are deadass in arms reach i could just slap you rn

I'm not actually a cat yk that right

😦

no way

ALLAH HU AKBAR

Idk what y'all have against me, I'm just a silly little enby trying to have fun :333

have fun in the gulag

ofc you INDAIN

I am from the gulag

I lived in the gulag

no ur not shut yo bitch ass up

i broke it down with putin

yeah i bet he was putin his dick in u

fag

cuck

I will make dipshit eat you

that faggot couldn’t touch ne

hes like

5’3

5'7

gay faggot

👅👅

Stop saying that word

miniscule existence

on the world

i ❤️ gay fags

no bro this is a joke site we

chill

I know it's a joke site but it isn't an excuse to be homophobic...

look. In wje, slurs are just jokes.

🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️

But you can't just excuse someone for saying slurs because it's a jokes site

yes we can

slur

GUYS ITS FUCKING OFFICAL IM 5'10!!! IM BEING FR RN ITS BEEN PROVEN

IM TALLER THAN THIS 5'9 GIRL LEZ GO

AMY UR A FUCKING MIDGET

I'm 5'7 :3

Says who

lol

short\

how ld is u tho lettuce

words by themselves aren't offensive. it all depends on context. Many black people say the n word in casual talk, because to them, its just a word in that context.

how old is u lettuce

>

says the pple who run the site?

Not telling

alr y'all needa chill out frfr

14

14 I am

But Matt wouldn't want us to say it. That's why he banned ppl

matt doesnt really gaf

I bet he does

gaf

kys

Just think about this: If your parents saw your chats, would they be happy at what you were saying?

close enough bend over

I have an SO

chat 1000 memes

he tolerates it, but only when it isn't used to harrass people

Memes!

But someone was caling me a fag and harassing me

I have posted 1000 memes

Wow this site is more degenerate then I remember

a bunch of people here are actually bi, and the people who called you that word were bi

Can't believe this site has been overrun with more fags like the CatLettuce retard

christ sake

this one, however, is a troll.

worstjokesever.com/@bethanywoodallen20 this was my old account

Nobody cares what that lazy dictator Matt wants for the site

many actually do.

Yeah, the 4chan obese pedophile moderator Jake