A Horrid Tragedy

Huh?

*23 years ago

Ohhh

My uncle died in the twin towers

oh

cool

I'm sorry for your loss

My grandma was in nyc when it happened

I didn't know hinm

I'm just saying i'm sorry for your loss...?

about 22 yrs ago

Oof

What's your name

he's ethan

names ethan

hol up

W pfp tho lwk

Thanks

ur a dude right

?

I'm nonbinary

:333

I assume you're a boy right?

yes

K

so why'd u join this site?

Is this site basically unmoderated discord?

well

BoredPanda

I'm currently a mod actually

worstjokesever.com/community/p/662bb30678fbf4dc170c3935

Fun!

there's literally a mod in the chat

here's the rules

worstjokesever.com/community/p/662bb30678fbf4dc170c3935

I'm too lazy to read it I'll just read it later

yep its pretty ez to follow but we ain't like bp

I used to be on bp. It's way too polarized now.

HI

CHXL!

WSG!

I like it a lot it just fell off and someone told me about this site a while ago.

hiiiiiii

wyd

art

I'm doing math

wsp may

I'm cooked

Are you guys dating?

no

shes js a really good freind

tht ik since like when I 1st joined

Hi cosmo

aka prob 2 yrz

I'm dating a girl irl obvi

I want a gf

K

thak god

wild lmao

*thank

thank God frfrf

I h8 yall

you probably already have a new kink

do u tho

No

It was already going downhill for a long time

Noo

wsp eli

the sky

space

Eh

the stars

the sun

birds

planes

E

Ee

E

Ee

huh

ETHAN

what

i need help

with

I love energy drinks :3

My dad wont let me go to church

that's fucked up

why

monsters?

1 sec

You can survive without Jesus! There's always satan

incorrect answer. "up" is a relative direction denoting a direction perpendicular to the surface of a large mass exerting a gravitational force upon the observer, when the observer is not under micro gravitational forces/free fall.

pfft

Church and tell.

My dad won't let me go to church until I answer a question that I don't know how to answer.

I had a secret tablet and he's like put myself in. Shoes. And tell me what you would do.

So I need to tell him what? What I would do? If I had a kid that did the same thing.

Wait why is your dad mad at you? lol

NO FUCK THT MONSTER

But I do not know how to answer that and I don't want to not go to church. But right now he thinks I'm using church as an excuse. To do bad things.

AWNSER him this

k how to AWNSER tht

I'm a satanist but not like the stereotypical demon summoning satanist, I just worship him sometimes

??

He's a pretty chill dude

that's...interesting

"I would allow my child to make a better choice and be allowed to go to church" , and if he says what if it happens again ? ," I would ground her but allow her to go to church to pray and bring back notes from church like Bible verses"

Wait why is not going to church bad?

really? I thought he would be pretty hot

I mean you could skip ONE day and Jesus or whatever you worship would understand

He it's not based around church. He's not letting me go to church until I answer the question. He's OK with me going to church and you trust that it can help. But. He just. Wants me to find a way to punish myself so we can know that I won't do anything again.

AWNSER him with what I said

"I would allow my child to make a better choice and be allowed to go to church" , and if he says what if it happens again ? ," I would ground her but allow her to go to church to pray and bring back notes from church like Bible verses"

WHATS THE QUESTION

Ethan, he wants a punishment. I'm already grounded.

ohhh

so

ig

I've done things before that has LED up to this and that's why he doesn't know how to.

CHIP WHAT IS THE QUESTION

Yummy.

Chip

If you want to know the question, go up. I'm not repeating myself.

Ok

Why is church so important to you? I don't know much about Christianity.

cat lettuce

Probably because my family is mostly muslim

personally

for me my church makes me feel like I want to strive for the best

penis!

a

Ethan I want to be allowed to go to church because there's this huge church rally where there's going to be a whole bunch of different churches coming to my church. And then after we're going to go to the Y till 2:00 AM. So like please give me an answer or please help me.

Cool

Wait what kind of Christian are you

gre

ew

real

that’s mine dumbass you stealer

Guys, Amy should be my girlfriend.

Jk

Gy

Gay :333

👨‍❤️‍👨

You guys are gay too???

Love you BBG.

EE you there?

hes working on math

Ok

cause he slow

sthu

I take calculus

Ethan, what do you have a minute? Please help me because I really do want to continue going to church. And I need help with this thing.

hes death staring me rn

Make your own makeshift church and invite your peeps

cult

I love that idea, but my dad would never allow that.

Guys, I created the KKK.

ethan you should allah akbar the school

in rmenereberence

That's horrible... they are terrible people

Yes

What the fuck?

Those are racists

I am so proud of myself. I created that.

amazing grace. how sweet the sound

Terrible, terrible people we should NEVER follow

kys

yummers

your mom

I follow Satan

she gotta fatass

and Allah

👅👅

Amy, follow me, not my Mama.

I follow Adonai, Satan, and Allah

wtf did i do

She's got more mental problems than I do.

there are worse people today, swearing to kill my people at the extend of massacring their own people. Yet people defend them

be a dumbass

thats my nazme

name

Are you black?

kys

Amy, I'm in love with you.

I gtg

BYE E

nuh uh

BYE AMY BBG

kys

Adonai (hebrew for my lord) and allah are both god. they are one and the same, but interpreted in different ways

bye fag

no you dumbass

i hate you

human. I am human.

i eat gods

i am very hateable

Yeah. I mean my mom is Jewish but my dad is Muslim so I kind of think of them as different things because I celebrate different things with each parent (they are divorced)

its like a perk

yeah u are

You shouldn't say that

yet most people dont so ha

dumbass that’s not even the right terminology

technically, unless your mom converted, under jewish law, you are jewish

kys you didn’t give me a straight answer

why fag

Mhm

But I mostly identify as Muslim

not you

retard

then who cuck

because imma dipshit

yep

cant say

You're kind of a dipshit for calling him a dipshit! Lol it goes a long way

rylee

that’s crazy

wtf js happend

🏳️‍🌈

wht did I JS come back too

.

are u joining rowing

idk

no he isnt ill stop him

i want someone to do it

cause

faggs

hen i can talk to them

I have a partner

sree your unbanned

I am a fag

stop bouncing and creaming on ethan

you do you

Who's sree

never?

Who ru?

👨‍❤️‍👨

sree

me him and ethan and rylee go to the saqme school

u didnt have to unadd me js for rylee

is Ethan a faggot

her my buddy

u coulda told me at least

this

we didnt talk for like 2 months

unamed person

ive unadded me before

you*

we tighwho

huh

finnanut

Do you guys support gay ppl

no

cerazyt

bro i literally texted u everyday this week till u stoped responding 😭

no

tbh js do wht u do imma do wht I do

i love gay people cause they

snash

gay ppl do not deserve to live

Why

they're vermin

watch out lil bro

annoying little bugs on the face of the earth

go crazy

fym liar i did

i sent u memes

that isnt talking

fucktard

We just like a different gender than yours. Why is that bad?

u have to uniate conversations too eli

all u did was say “what”

or

thats why i unadded you

”are you okay”

dumbass

because you can’t start a convo to save a life?

like you can be talking

ye this MY fault

Chill guys... just fuck each other already

convo

this is aconvo

ew

ew

ew

I feel a connection

wild

thats not what im saying chill\

real atleast talk to ppls

see?

that's tough

I rarely talk to Amy on snap since I'm rarely on also

but I didn't un add her

ii did

i hope you have cadmium injected into every pathetic blood vessel in your pathetic body

I have snapchat but only because my SO told me to download it

cat

Mashallah

dipshit will fry you and eat you

guys I reached 1000 memes on my acc

allah akbar mf

you are deadass in arms reach i could just slap you rn

no way

ALLAH HU AKBAR

Idk what y'all have against me, I'm just a silly little enby trying to have fun :333

have fun in the gulag

ofc you INDAIN

I am from the gulag

I lived in the gulag

no ur not shut yo bitch ass up

fag

cuck

I will make dipshit eat you

that faggot couldn’t touch ne

hes like

5’3

5'7

Stop saying that word

miniscule existence