Willy Wonka jokes

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.