Nintondo 4DS jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.