Vehicle jokes
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your hairline looks like a car!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
I love bus jokes.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.