Vehicle jokes
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
lmao
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.