What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD
Whats a terroists favourite car? a porsche 9/11
What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
