What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
My bumper sticker says:đź‘‹FORMER BABY ON BOARD
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
