How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
What did the orphan say to the other orphan
Get into the batmobile Robin.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
