Vehicle jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Minivan (DYM 138).
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is red and puts out fire?
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.