Vehicle Jokes

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan

Get into the batmobile Robin.

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!

ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back

Q: What's yellow and floats?

A: A bus full of children

What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."