What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
What do u call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What's big and yellow and can't swim, a bus filled with children
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
