Vehicle Jokes

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart

Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...

Rolls Royce

I heard there was a kidnapping

Don't worry he woke up

In the back of a van

It was his father's

Friend who was a priest

He was just bringing him to church

What do u call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels

what did the frog do when his car broke down

it was toad

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights

He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!