I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! đ
I didnât know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess thatâs what you call âFLATâulence.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
My last relationship ended because I didnât open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
