I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
What's a kidnappers favorite White Vans
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
