Vehicle jokes
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
KSI driving ability.
Memes
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.