Vehicle jokes
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Memes
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
KSI driving ability.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.