What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
KSI driving ability.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
