Vehicle jokes
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
KSI driving ability.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Memes
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.