Vehicle jokes
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
KSI driving ability.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.