Vehicle jokes
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
KSI driving ability.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.