Vehicle jokes
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
A cop stopped a guy for speeding. He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" "I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied. The cop said, "But there is no traffic." And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
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What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
Kart! (DYM 151)
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.