Vehicle jokes
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
KSI driving ability.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.