Vehicle jokes
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.