Vehicle jokes
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Minivan (DYM 138).
What is red and puts out fire?
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Your hairline looks like a car!
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.