Vehicle jokes
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."