Vehicle jokes
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! ๐ด๐ด๐ด
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why canโt Indian women drive?
Theyโre too used to riding their camels.
Why didnโt the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.