whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
