Vehicle jokes
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."