Vehicle jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
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Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
A Ford?
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.