Vehicle jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Memes
A Ford?
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."