Vehicle jokes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Memes
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.