Vehicle jokes
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
My car 🚘
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"