Vehicle jokes
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.