Vehicle jokes
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.