What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Vehicle Jokes
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
