Vehicle jokes
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Pinto?
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.